Again, the Gremlins have escaped. This time they went to Cyprus – after a long winter it is always nice to get some fresh air – they have stolen suits, snaked on board airplanes and broken into offices. They are causing panic amongst EU citizens. It is true that Cyprus’s economy needs reform and they have been doing things in their own way, but for a Gremlin intervention? Perhaps this is too excessive.
Who are these Gremlins? Who is the alpha Gremlin? What do they want? And can someone please, for god sake, lock them back into their cages?